Gothic Trevor: Hey guys, look what I swiped! Maybe this should be my Halloween costume!

Billy: Not now, Trevor. Okay, here's our latest assignment: the Jones Halloween sodas!

Gothic Trevor: Hey, that doesn't sound so bad.

Jones: Can't go wrong with a name like Jones.

Billy: Let's try "Blood Orange" first.

Jones: Okay, just so there's no more crying by certain parties, not that I'm mentioning any names {Billy} I'll take the plunge. Boost me up!

Jones: Hey, this is alright! It tastes like that blood orange Fanta they have over in Europe!

Mike: Wanta Fanta! Wanta wanta! Wanta Fanta!

Gothic Trevor: I don't get it. Jones sodas always have a fortune or something printed underneath the bottle cap, but this one just says "Beware!"

Billy: Huh.

Jones: Little help, guys! Lets try another one!

Jones: Move that bottle aside, amigo, I want some "Buried Pomegranate" next!

Mike: "Buried Pomegranate"? I don't get it.

Billy: You know, like Berry Pomegranate.

Mike: That's retarded.

Jones: Hey, the little tab is missing! How are we supposed to open it?

Billy: Must be a manufacturing error.

Mike: Damn. "Berry Pomegranate" sounds yummy too.

Jones: You can see the scoring where it's supposed to open. Maybe if I stomp on it real hard...

Buried Pomegranate: IIIIIIIEIEEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Jones: O-kay. This doesn't sound good.