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The Shrine to Jayna Presents:

More SuperFriend Babes

As if Jayna and Wonder Woman (right) weren't enough to get us curious about how our bodies worked every Saturday morning...

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LARA LOR-VAN

Great Krypton! Who knew Superman's Mom was so hot???!

 


HAWKGIRL

Christ, you feathered slut, why don't you just grab me by the back of the neck and bury my face in them?

 


EMPRESS ZANA

Empress Zana was only in one episode. She tried to turn some of the SuperFriends to stone, but the Flash was able to change them back by running really fast, because the fucking Flash can do anything by running really fast, including end world hunger and cure cancer. He just doesn't feel like it. At any rate, I was pretty disappointed because I really wanted to see Zana get away with it. I almost always root for the superperson with the best ass/legs combo.


CHEETAH

Cheetah was technically Wonder Woman's nemesis because they were both chicks. I guess you can't expect forward-thinking from writers who consider "being a babe and wearing a cat suit" a "superpower".


WENDY

Wendy deserved better than getting dumped along with Marvin and that stupid dog to make room for the Wondertwins. They should have dressed her up in a little French maid outfit and let her clean the Hall of Justice or something. She's definitely my second favorite. I think I'm a cartoon pedophile.

 

 

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