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Whatever happened to... Wendy?

 

Before every kid in America hated the Wondertwins, they hated Marvin, Wendy, and Wonderdog (not to be confused with Dynomutt).  While the Superfriends undoubtedly had little use for a retarded dog or a kid with a towel tied around his neck when the earth was about to be destroyed by robots and talking gorillas, we feel that there's always room for a cute, underage girl in any organization.  So what happened to Wendy?  Our correspondent Mr. Satanism invited her to participate in the following round-table discussion on the Comic Books Aren't Just for Geeks! chat page to find out.

 

Chat Log June 2, 2004 9:00:45 PM EST

mr_satanism: Hi wendy, thanks for agreeing to this interview, and thanks to everyone else for showing up.

WendySF: No problem at all- maybe I can set the record straight

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: Anyone here yet?

mr_satanism: Let's start by telling folks why you left the Superfriends

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: Hi WendySF hi satanism

US_Catman: Any chicks in here?

WendySF: Without going into too much detail, essentially we were phased out so that the Wondertwins could come on board.  what it basically boiled down to is that we had no real superpowers and they did, so that was that

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: so wendy, what do you thing about Hal coming back as GL?

marvel_zuvembie: DC sucks

mr_satanism: I understand there was some conflict between you and Jayna

JusticeLogOfAmerica: hal jordan is a murderer and a pedophile I cant believe theyre bringing him back

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: he is not a pedophile

JusticeLogOfAmerica: yes he is- that purple chick he was fucking was like 15 or something. That's only legal in West Virginia

WendySF: I had problems with jayna.  She was always giving me trouble for not having powers and even saying personal things, like I was flat-chested and such.

marvel_zuvembie: <i>are </i> you flat chested?

US_Catman: Nice icon, JL of America- is that a piece of shit?

JusticeLogOfAmerica: it's the Justice Log!

marvel_zuvembie: no, catman, but YOUR a piece of shit

mr_satanism: Do you hold a grudge against Jayna for anything she said back then?

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: Katma Tui was an alien and she was of legal age on her world so Hal is not a pedophile you dumbass

marvel_zuvembie: wendySF post a pic

US_Catman: fuck you Marvel zumbie

mr_satinism are you a satinist?

WendySF: It was a long time ago...

JusticeLogOfAmerica: but if you come from a country where its legal to drink at 18 to the US, you can't drink until youre 21 here so Katma is still a minor on Earth and Hal is STILL a pedophile

marvel_zuvembie: wendySF post a pic so we can see if your flat

mr_satanism: Catman- No, I prefer silk

Wendy, tell us a little more about how the Superfriends got along

marvel_zuvembie: Wendy is THE wendy from the SuepFriends?  That show was so gay

Captain_Canuck: Hello room

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: She was of age on any planet you dumbass- she just looked young

WendySF: I'm not posting any pictures MZ

Captain_Canuck: where's everyone from?

marvel_zuvembie: you flat ugly bitch that show sucked and you fucking wondertwins were the worst thing about it!

Captain_Canuck: Justice League is way better than the Superfriends

JusticeLogOfAmerica: so Hal likes 'em to look young, eh?  The Olsen Twins are hot now, so why doesn't hal Jordan use his ring to go back in time and fuck them when they were 4 years old since he likes them young?  And then he can kill them too since he's a murderer too.

mr_satanism: Wendy wasn't one of the wondertwins, marvel_z, that was Zan and Jayna

marvel_zuvembie: well they all sucked anyway- why were a bunch of kids with the Justice League?  DC is so gay- and Justice League sucks too Captain Canuck

JusticeLogOfAmerica: All those kids were there in Superfriends so Green Lantern Hal could have a piece of ass on hand

US_Catman: so wendy, what's your age/ location?

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: why don't you grow up, Justice Log?  You're totally immature with a childish handle and totally erronious facts

WendySF: Catman I am still 17

mr_satanism: If we could get back on topic

Captain_Canuck: I liked superfriends the season when they fought the Masters of Evil

JusticeLogOfAmerica: I am immature so hal Jordan will probably come gunning for me and try to stick it in my ass.  But I'll stop him with my powerful Justice Log!

ALL HAIL THE JUSTICE LOG!!!

marvel_zuvembie: the Masters of Evil are from the Avengers captain canuck you dumb stupid faggot looser.  don't post if you don't know anything about comics this is a comic chat

mr_satanism: God dammmit stop asking stupid off-topic questions

marvel_zuvembie: wendySF do you want to cyber?

Captain_Canuck: I would like to ask who would win in a fight between Wendy, Jayna, and the chick from Space Ghost

US_Catman: is anyone else here besides Wendy a chick?

JusticeLogOfAmerica: Hal Jordan fucked that Spaceghost chick too and she was only 12!

JusticeLogOfAmerica: catman- I'm a chick

marvel_zuvembie: fuck a fight- I would rather see wendy jayna and jan have a three-way dyke-fest

Hal_Jordan_Lives34: you are a total piece of shit justice log fuck you

I'm out

JusticeLogOfAmerica: i AM a piece of shit! are you blind?????

US_Catman: you're not a chick you faggot

WendySF: Alright this is ridiculous I'm logging off

US_Catman: i'm logging off too you all suck fuck this board of queers

mr_satanism: nice going you dicks

JusticeLogOfAmerica: i do not need to log on or off... I am simply... log

marvel_zuvembie: that dumb bitch had no tits anyway I looked her up on google image

DC chicks are all dogs except Wonder Woman and shes a lesbo.  Jean Grey is a hot chick.

mr_satanism: all right this is the end of the roundtable... logging off

Captain_Canuck: out

JusticeLogOfAmerica: All have fled before the power of the Justice log of America!

marvel_zuvembie: justice log- are you really a chick?  wanna cyber?

-End roundtable-

 

Wendy today  (Courtesy Joel Vollmer)

 

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