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Whatever happened
to... Wendy?
Before every kid in America hated the
Wondertwins, they hated Marvin, Wendy, and Wonderdog (not to be
confused with Dynomutt). While the Superfriends undoubtedly had
little use for a retarded dog or a kid with a towel tied around his
neck when the earth was about to be destroyed by robots and talking
gorillas, we feel that there's always room for a cute, underage girl
in any organization. So what happened to Wendy? Our correspondent
Mr. Satanism invited her to participate in the following round-table
discussion on the Comic Books Aren't Just for Geeks! chat
page to find out.
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Chat Log June 2, 2004 9:00:45
PM EST
mr_satanism: Hi wendy, thanks for
agreeing to this interview, and thanks to everyone else for showing up.
WendySF: No problem at all- maybe I
can set the record straight
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: Anyone here yet?
mr_satanism: Let's start by telling
folks why you left the Superfriends
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: Hi WendySF hi
satanism
US_Catman: Any chicks in here?
WendySF: Without going into too much
detail, essentially we were phased out so that the Wondertwins could come
on board. what it basically boiled down to is that we had no real
superpowers and they did, so that was that
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: so wendy, what
do you thing about Hal coming back as GL?
marvel_zuvembie: DC sucks
mr_satanism: I understand there was
some conflict between you and Jayna
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
hal jordan is a murderer and a pedophile I cant believe theyre bringing
him back
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: he is not a
pedophile
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
yes he is- that orange chick he was fucking was like 15 or something.
That's only legal in West Virginia
WendySF: I had problems with jayna.
She was always giving me trouble for not having powers and even saying
personal things, like I was flat-chested and such.
marvel_zuvembie: <i>are </i> you
flat chested?
US_Catman: Nice icon, JL of America-
is that a piece of shit?
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
it's the Justice Log!
marvel_zuvembie: no, catman, but
YOUR a piece of shit
mr_satanism: Do you hold a grudge
against Jayna for anything she said back then?
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: Arisia was an
alien and she was of legal age on her world so Hal is not a pedophile you
dumbass
marvel_zuvembie: wendySF post a pic
US_Catman: fuck you Marvel zumbie
mr_satinism are you a
satinist?
WendySF: It was a long time ago...
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
if the drinking age where you live is 18 you still can't drink until youre 21
when you visit the US so Arisia is still a minor on Earth and Hal is STILL a pedophile
marvel_zuvembie: wendySF post a pic
so we can see if your flat
mr_satanism: Catman- No, I prefer
silk
Wendy, tell us a little
more about how the Superfriends got along
marvel_zuvembie: Wendy is THE wendy
from the SuepFriends? That show was so gay
Captain_Canuck:
Hello room
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: She was of age
on any planet you dumbass- she just looked young
WendySF: I'm not posting any
pictures MZ
Captain_Canuck:
where's everyone from?
marvel_zuvembie: you flat ugly bitch
that show sucked and you fucking wondertwins were the worst thing about
it!
Captain_Canuck:
Justice League is way better than the
Superfriends
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
so Hal likes 'em to look young, eh? The Olsen Twins are hot now, so why
doesn't hal Jordan use his ring to go back in time and fuck them when they
were 4 years old since he likes them young? And then he can kill them too
since he's a murderer too.
mr_satanism: Wendy wasn't one of the
wondertwins, marvel_z, that was Zan and Jayna
marvel_zuvembie: well they all
sucked anyway- why were a bunch of kids with the Justice League? DC is so
gay- and Justice League sucks too Captain Canuck
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
All those kids were there in Superfriends so Green Lantern Hal could have
a piece of ass on hand
US_Catman: so wendy, what's your
age/ location?
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: why don't you
grow up, Justice Log? You're totally immature with a childish handle and
totally erronious facts
WendySF: Catman I am still 17
mr_satanism: If we could get back on
topic
Captain_Canuck:
I liked superfriends the season when they
fought the Masters of Evil
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
I am immature so hal Jordan will probably come gunning for me and try to
stick it in my ass. But I'll stop him with my powerful Justice Log!
ALL HAIL THE JUSTICE LOG!!!
marvel_zuvembie: the Masters of Evil
are from the Avengers captain canuck you dumb stupid faggot looser. don't
post if you don't know anything about comics this is a comic chat
mr_satanism: God dammmit stop asking
stupid off-topic questions
marvel_zuvembie: wendySF do you want
to cyber?
Captain_Canuck:
I would like to ask who would win in a
fight between Wendy, Jayna, and the chick from Space Ghost
US_Catman: is anyone else here
besides Wendy a chick?
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
Hal Jordan fucked that Spaceghost chick too and she was only 12!
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
catman- I'm a chick
marvel_zuvembie: fuck a fight- I
would rather see wendy jayna and jan have a three-way dyke-fest
Hal_Jordan_Lives34: you are a total
piece of shit justice log fuck you
I'm out
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
i AM a piece of shit! are you blind?????
US_Catman: you're not a chick you
faggot
WendySF: Alright this is ridiculous
I'm logging off
US_Catman: i'm logging off too you
all suck fuck this board of queers
mr_satanism: nice going you dicks
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
i do not need to log on or off... I am simply... log
marvel_zuvembie: that dumb bitch had
no tits anyway I looked her up on google image
DC chicks are all dogs
except Wonder Woman and shes a lesbo. Jean Grey is a hot chick.
mr_satanism: all right this is the
end of the roundtable... logging off
Captain_Canuck:
out
JusticeLogOfAmerica:
All have fled before the power of the Justice log of America!
marvel_zuvembie: justice log- are
you really a chick? wanna cyber?
-End roundtable-
Wendy today (Courtesy
Joel Vollmer)
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