Literary Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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By Spider Robinson (1977)
Fuck Callahan. Would you believe I got 86'd from his dump just for buying a couple of 15-year-old girls rum runners? What a dick. And this book of stories about his place sucks ass, too- it's mostly awful puns, which everybody knows are the lowest form of humor except maybe for tripping someone and then farting on them. These aren't just regular, run-of-the-mill type puns that make you want to punch somebody in the face, either; these are the kind of puns that are so fucking horrible that they make you want to beat a newborn child to death with a club made out of a baby manatee. Even worse, everyone in this piece of shit thinks they're so goddamned clever; every time they all threw their glasses into the fireplace and then broke their own dicks patting themselves on the back I wanted to climb into the story and slit every throat in the place. What a bunch of tools. If you really want to read a long, boring, pointless story that all builds up to some asswipe saying "You guys, always cloning around" I guess that's your call, but I prefer something a little more sophisticated, like maybe this:
And extra props to the baby book for having a cover where someone's reading a book about themselves reading a book about themselves reading a book etc. Those always freak me out.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
