Literary Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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By John L. Byrne (1988)
The back of this says that the cat who wrote it is famous for writing Superman comics, and he should probably stick to that because it's pretty obvious that books without pictures are way out of his league. The story's about this evil catalog that keeps coming in the mail (no, not from Abercrombie & Fitch, but that's a pretty good guess). The guy who keeps getting them flips through one, freaks out, and then burns it. His wife doesn't even look at it but when they keep showing up she gets so scared she has like a seizure and fucking pisses herself. Okay, I get tons of crap I don't want in the mail - bills, summonses, threatening letters from Bea Arthur's attorneys - but I just throw it all away. What's the big fucking deal? If you're gonna collapse into a heap and shit & piss yourself over some junk mail maybe you need to clock in a few more years at the home before they let you out into normal society. Seriously, give me a fucking break. This book's retarded.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
