Literary Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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By Will Collins (1976)
I like reading these "novelizations" of movies because lots of times there's shit in them that didn't end up in the actual movie. Like it's a little-known fact, but in the novelization of The Empire Strikes Back Princess Leia blows just about everybody. Don't believe me? Well fuck you. Anyway, in the Grizzly novel one new thing we learn is why this grizzly is so damn pissed off and wants to kill everybody- he's got a toothache. I'm dead serious. There's more extra stuff too; for example, in this version the main guy actually gets a sex scene with his girl, although I'm kinda glad that's only in the book because frankly in the movie this chick is rogue. There's also a pretty good part at the end where the main guy flips out and just starts chucking grenades at the bear from a helicopter! In fact, that's so hilarious I'll ignore the part where he uses the order people were killed in to make some point, but has the order totally wrong! I think they messed that up in the movie too, but it's not as obvious. The one thing that sucks is that the grizzly doesn't off like any additional people. It's especially irritating because they trot out these twits who aren't in the movie and don't have anything to do with the story and you figure the only reason they're even there is to get eaten to death, but then they just disappear and we never hear about them again! My guess is that the guy who wrote this did plan on killing them, but then he got distracted and forgot he even put them in there. That's pretty bush league, but then again I guess you can't expect much from the fucking novelization of Grizzly.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
