Literary Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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By Ehren M. Ehly (1988)
This book has a great gimmick cover- check out what it looks like under the flap:
Too bad some asshole store stamped their name and address right in the middle of it. Seriously, Paperback Palace of St. Petersburg, Florida, was that really necessary? Do you really need to deface every single book you get your hands on before you sell it? Why not piss on them too? Fucking dicks. Anyway, that aside this is pretty cool book. This crook gets possessed by a mummy, and suddenly he's killing and eating every dog and tard he can get his hands on. He also tears a guy's head off and carries it all over the city, burns down a couple of buildings right in the middle of Manhattan, rapes a chick, vandalizes the museum and the zoo, stabs a cop, chows down on some brains, and, at a slightly lower point in his little rampage, spends several days hiding in a ditch. Pretty much everything about this book rocks, but I'll be honest here, my favorite part was the McDLT shout-out. Those were so fucking good. Remember how they came in a huge styrofoam box that was like twice the size of a regular McDonald's container and after you finished your sandwich you threw the whole fucking thing out the car window? It was so awesome. For real, they need to get that bitch back on the menu.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
