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Big Boy Comics Presents:
Big Boy Team-Up

That's right, it's the comic book team-up they said could never happen: no, not Superman and Spider-Man; not the Avengers and the Justice League of America; not Shanna the She-Devil and Red Sonja, She-Devil with a Sword; it's Frisch's Big Boy* and B.J. & the Bear! I figured they'd be hittin' the road for some high-octane adventures down the highway, jacked up on speed, smokey in hot pursuit, off to New Orleans or who knows where... Maybe they'd even give Sheriff Lobo the what-for (or possibly the business)! Instead, Big Boy just talks to B.J. about how they make the show:

"TV moving pictures"? Apparently English is a second language for
Big Boy. And B.J.'s slurring pretty badly there. I'll bet he's drunk.

You mean that's it? It's a fucking comic book; how hard would it have been to draw them actually doing something instead of this goddamned motherfucking puff piece PM Magazine bullshit??? Needless to say this is terminally weak, and when you take into account how low your expectations for a Big Boy comic should be in the first place that's saying a lot. Screw you, Big Boy, you fat, grease-swilling fuck. Screw you in your ass all the way to hell. In your ass.

*Note: if you live on Earth-2 this cat is known as Bob's Big Boy.