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Cool as Iceman
This limited series starts out okay, but it goes down the tubes pretty fast. Seriously, Iceman's big powers are traveling by sliding around on ice ramps (which I'm pretty sure wouldn't actually work, but whatever) and chilling people's drinks, so why the fuck do they have him fighting this insanely powerful cat who can do pretty much anything? I mean, the bad guy in this story makes his own planet just by thinking about it! I'm pretty sure a well-placed snowball isn't gonna put this joker out of commission. Usually when the bad guy is too powerful they have the superhero outsmart him or something, but whoever wrote this was especially lazy and just pulls some bullshit "love is all you need" ending out of his ass which is a total ripoff not to mention completely gay. Even worse, once everything is all wrapped up in issue #4 it looks like the bad guy plans on getting pretty hot & heavy with his own daughter:
That's fucking disturbing. It was also disturbing that they showed Iceman as a regular guy so much, because when he's not being Iceman he's basically just some dude running around in his tighty-whities. Why can't he put on some goddamn pants? And don't tell me it's because they'd freeze; if that's the case then why doesn't his underwear freeze? I think he's just a homo. Anyway, if you're into half-naked guys and incest this might be the comic for you, but you can definitely count me out. I did like Iceman's cousin though- she was pretty fine. There needs to be a comic about her doing incest and running around in her underwear.
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