Seduction of the Idiot
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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Damn, I love me some Fat Albert. My favorite is when the short kid tells the one who dresses like a pimp that he's got no class: Short Kid: "Man, you is like a teachers' strike." Classic. That never happens in this comic though- it's too busy trying to teach us valuable lessons. In the first story, for example, Fat Albert learns to be more careful after he spills shit all over his mom's new pillowcase and makes all these other klutzy mistakes. Here's my favorite part though:
He walked into a door??? I'll bet that's just what he told people. I think what really happened is that his dad got fed up with all his slapstick antics and let him have it. Later Fat Albert is supposed to set the table, but he keeps putting it off. I like how his mom acts like there's no other way for it to get done, like Fat Albert has a doctorate in table setting or something and nobody else can handle the job:
Seriously, this isn't rocket science; just do it yourself and punish Albert later, you lazy fucking bitch. In this one, the short kid gets a pet, but it causes all this trouble and he has to learn to be responsible, or something:
He had to make payments to afford a hamster? Damn, these kids really do live in the ghetto.
Look at him- he isn't even listening! He's probably thinking about what he's gonna do with that hamster later, the little pervert. The last story is my favorite. Fat Albert makes a bet that he can "speak frankly" all day, and he pisses of everybody:
Fat Albert actually gets away from this guy, which I find difficult to believe.
Man, I could read about Fat Albert getting his black ass beat all day. This comic is awesome.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
