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Milk & Cheese #666:
It Sucks Sucks Sucks

Milk and Cheese are dairy products that go around killing people, and I don't mean because some lactose-intolerant bigot eats them or something- I mean they kill people with baseball bats and shit.  Now in theory that should be hilarious, but unfortunately this isn't a theory it's a comic book and it sucks some serious ass.  First of all, Milk and Cheese never shut the fuck up, and nothing they say is funny:

Seriously, look at that.  If I wanted to read that much I'd join the Russian novel book-of-the-month club.  And we fucking get it already: the milk and cheese are angry.  That's one joke, so how about coming up with some more?  I guess that was too much trouble for this hack.  What's really interesting about this comic though is when you start to read between the lines and shit: if this issue is like any indication, Milk & Cheese are so damn pissed because they're repressing their homosexuality.  For instance, when they flip out about crappy celebrities, way too many of the ones they hate are super-hot chicks.  Then there's this part:

I'm sorry, but if you have a problem with Catholic schoolgirls then you either are one, or you've had more penis in your mouth than George Michael (or both, in which case please e-mail me at mail@mrsatanism.com).  Here's the smoking gun though:

Zima!  They're drinking Zima!  Unbelievable.  You read it here first:  Milk & Cheese = fags.

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