Seduction of the Idiot
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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"It's Mr. Satanism. I'm here to review your comic book, and I'll start out by saying that it definitely needed more tits."
"It's me all right, but don't freak out, baby; I won't be ripping you a new one. Except for the lack of rack, I think your comic is pretty fucking awesome."
"Damn straight, Red. I know it's for chicks and shit, but you've got stories about abortion and doing blow and incest and everything. Not only is that cool in and of itself, but it's also useful because the art looks all cute & innocent so I can give copies to that stupid single mom who wouldn't go out with me to pass on to her kids and she won't realize they shouldn't be reading it until it's too late. And then there's the fact that you're unbelievably fine; sure, comic books are full of hot redheads, but why put up with a drama queen like Jean Grey who dies every other Tuesday when you could just hang with Angel Love? I usually go after comics like yours with both barrels, but as far as I'm concerned Angel Love totally fucking rocks. Five stars, A+, three thumbs up."
"It's not luck, toots- you earned it. Now put on something sexy so we can go out and celebrate. And when we get back, I'll stick it in your poop chute."
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
