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MR. SATANISM VS.
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The Marvel Super Heroes Lunch Box

I can almost smell the bologna sandwiches... And who remembers the little ode to conformity printed on the inside:

Safety first is an important rule
At home, at play, and in your school.
The school patrol is on guard each day,
And they know the rules you should obey.
So watch for cars with each step you take,
And cross at the corners for safety's sake.
There's really no need to play in the street,
Since playgrounds are better places to meet.
Learn all the rules of the games you play,
They'll be safer if done in the proper way.
Remember to walk, not run, in the halls,
Keeping to the right will save you from falls.
When lunch is over, clear the trash away,
And go on to have fun in the "Safety Way"!

Fucking Nazis- get 'em when they're young and you've got 'em for life, right? Oh well, it was still a pretty cool lunchbox.

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