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Wrath of the Titans

Except for this one sorority chick I dated in the 1980s ("Ohmigod it would be so radical to have a flying horse! I want a flying horse!") I can't think of anyone who was waiting for Clash of the Titans Part 2, but here it is anyway, in comic book form, which is the latest place pointless sequels and TV shows no one cares about anymore go when they refuse to die. Unfortunately, even if you think this is the greatest thing to happen since you scored that original Kraken toy that was still in the package off eBay, this comic is so rambling and nonsensical that I dare you to figure out what the hell is supposed to be going on. To be fair, most of the movies the Clash of the Titans guy worked on were pretty rambling too; the main reason people watched them was for the cool-ass monsters, which is the other major problem with this comic: all it does it recycle monsters from the movies! There's the flying horse and the robot owl from Clash of the Titans, which is understandable, but they also use the seven-headed dragon from Jason and the Argonauts, the cyclops from Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, and even the saber-toothed tiger from the Sinbad movie nobody likes! Are you fucking kidding me??? For real, they couldn't come up with any new monsters? If this was a movie I could see recycling the ones that were already built, but it's a fucking comic book! You can draw anything! Well, you can if you have any talent or imagination, anyway. Stupid fucking hacks. Screw this piece of crap.


 

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