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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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By the year 2000, people weren't exactly begging for another group that sounded like the Spice Girls, even if it did have a cool name like "Atomic Kitten", so we really didn't hear about AK in the 'States. We didn't get mad cow disease here, either, so I guess we're doubly blessed. Anyway, of the three or four disposable bims who were in this waste of time Elizabeth McClarnon was by far the hottest, especially when she wore knee-high white go-go boots. Unfortunately, she ended up getting beaten senseless with the diva stick, which is too bad 'cause she was a lot cuter before. Now she just looks like every other girl in the dumpster behind VH1. Best Song: I downloaded a shitload of Atomic Kitten songs for free, which, I'm proud to say, is exactly the same as stealing. And let me tell you, they ALL suck. They couldn't even pull off a decent cover of "The Tide is High". My advice: buy the poster.
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