The 500 Coolest Chicks Ever
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Like millions before her, Rachael Ray became famous by hosting her own gimmicky cooking show, the gimmick being that she hosts it while on ecstasy. Ha! I'm kidding. She just huffs nitrous during the commercial breaks. Normally I'm suspicious of chicks who can cook (also chicks who wear underwear), but during an interview with Entertainment Weekly she actually said this: "I would smile all day long, every day, if it guaranteed a unicorn getting punched in the face." As a general rule, once Entertainment Weekly even realizes something is going on it's already come, been trendy, been out, been retro, come back, become camp, and been trendy again, so normally anyone who appears in that magazine is fairly uncool, but I'm gonna give Rachael a break because that's the second coolest thing I've ever heard a woman say in my entire fucking life, right after "I've decided not to press charges."
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