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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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Now fitfully employed at Hooters and strip clubs across the land, these poor hotties were the real losers when this ridiculous debacle crashed & burned. Seriously, did they really think that "It'll be football, but even stupider" was like a viable business model? At any rate, I think it's high time we all reached deep into our hearts - and wallets - and helped these girls out any way that we can. Now, I don't have a lot of money (that I'm willing to give away, I mean), but I want to do my part, so... if you can prove to me that you were once an honest-to-god XFL cheerleader, I will send you a free Mr. Satanism comic book. I'm dead serious about this, so don't be afraid to drop us a line. Damn, sometimes I'm so altruistic I can't even believe it myself.
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