Trapped Alive

(1988)

These escaped convicts kidnap two cute chicks, and they all decide to get trapped in an old mine. A cop shows up to help, but figures he'll fuck this lady who lives by the mine first. While he's having a good time getting laid, a "monster" in the mine (it's just some old dude in Levi's) starts killing everybody. Everybody argues and bitches a lot, and later it turns out the lady the cop nailed knows all about the crazy dude and she tries to kill the people too. There's hardly any nudity or gore, and it's pretty sad that a bunch of bad-ass criminals and a cop couldn't take out a crazy old guy and some lady. Why didn't they just kick the shit out of them?

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