Acceptable Risk

Okay, so this movie starts when ... Holy crap, is that Spencer??? It is! Ha ha! You remember Spencer, right? He was the main cat on this 1980s sit-com called - get this - Spencer that was only on for like a month, even though it was actually pretty funny. Then a few weeks later it came back, I think. It was like the same house and the same family, sort of, and Spencer was there... except he was played by a different kid... You know, maybe it didn't come back and I just imagined that part. Damn, I was dosing some weird shit back then but who has complex, detailed hallucinations about the TV show Spencer? Oh, well- the '80s, right?

Anyway, in this flick Spencer discovers this super drug called Ultra, so he decides to test it on himself. The only problem is that users of Ultra may experience certain side effects, including blackouts, hallucinations, and bursts of uncontrollable rage. So what does he do after he figures that out? He gives it to more people! Naturally a bunch of awesome violence ensues, including a bar fight, car crashes, women getting smacked around, a house fire, and a way-too-short chick fight between Spencer's hot-ass wife and not-quite-as-hot-but-I-would-still-do-the-shit-out-of-her assistant. This could've used some tits, but other than that it was a pretty decent movie.

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