Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1995)
Ace Ventura was an annoying piece of shit and I can't believe they made a cartoon out of him, but they did and here it is. In this episode he's somehow making it snow in his apartment (I guess in this version he has magical powers) when he gets a call from Santa Claus because someone kidnapped his reindeer. If you ever saw his movies you know that Ace Ventura always solves the case by acting unbelievably fucking annoying, and that's his plan this time too- he basically just wanders around bothering people until he finds the bad guys by accident. When he finally tracks them down it turns out they took the reindeer so they could steal their glands by shoving giant needles up their asses, which I have to admit is pretty creative as far as evil plans go. The best thing about this video though is when Ace shows up at the hideout: the bad guys just kick the piss out of him and Santa has to actually save the day. Seeing Ace Ventura get beat up is always a good thing, but the rest of this cartoon is so lazy it even uses some of the same jokes from the movies; I guess they figured that a fucktard talking with his ass is so goddamn clever that seeing it once just isn't enough. I would say that this cartoon is just as shitty as the movies, but it's only like a half hour long so technically that makes it only one third as shitty. That's still almost as bad as finding a mysterious lump in your sack, though, so if you watch this piece of crap don't say I didn't warn you.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
