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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1988)
The beginning of this flick totally kicks ass: this guy gets blown out a window with a fucking grenade launcher or something, falls like 10 stories (while on fire), and crashes through a roof. I know there's been plenty of movies where this type of thing has gone down but trust me, this time it's particularly awesome. After that the movie mainly follows "Action Jackson" (played by Apollo Creed) around while he tries to nail Coach Hayden Fox by beating up random people who mostly don't even have anything to do with the story. That would be okay, but unfortunately there's way too much Jackson and nowhere near enough action. There are some cool parts (like when Action Jackson throws a guy through one window and he flies across an alley and through a window on the other side, or when he drives a car into Coach's mansion, up the stairs, and right into his bedroom), but there's way too many parts where people just stand around making stupid comments, or where the whole movie stops so Action Jackson and Coach can talk smack and swing their dicks at each other. I also found it particularly disturbing when the bad guys finally caught Action Jackson; I can see chaining him up so he doesn't escape and kill everybody, but did they really have to take off his shirt and oil him up too? I'll bet that was Coach's idea. On the plus side we also see Vanity's tits and the chick from Basic Instinct's tits, but they're not oiled up so frankly I think this movie should've been sent back for "retooling" or whatever until it got its priorities straight.
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