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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1983)
This is basically Escape from New York, except instead of rescuing the President the good guys have to save the only chick in the world who can still have babies. "New York" just looks like a Girder & Panel set they lit on fire, but other than that this is pretty cool: the good guys can't walk five feet without some assholes starting shit with them, so there's tons of fighting and some of it's pretty gory, like when this Fu Manchu-looking motherfucker gets his skull busted open, or when one dude uses his claw hand to poke out a guy's eyes. There's hot snatch everywhere, too, including some pretty fine punk rock chicks; sure, a lot of 'em have sores all over their bodies, but I say you have to take the bad with the good. There's also a demolition derby to the death, some killer rats, dwarf hari-kari, a cyborg, and in the most fucked-up part these Planet of the Apes style apes just show up out of nowhere to hang out with everybody. In the end it turns out the chick they're looking for is frozen in like this cryogenic chamber, so they shove the whole damn thing in the back of a station wagon and have a huge out-of-control chase through the Lincoln Tunnel! It's fucking unbelievable. The best part is at the end though- when the main bad guy starts giving the hottie who let the good guys escape the old "price of failure" speech, she just shoots him! That's fucking great. What an awesome movie.
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