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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1992)
"Alien Cubed". Has anybody ever figured out what the fuck that's supposed to mean? It's a dumb name no matter how you look at it- nobody wants to come to an Alien movie and have to deal with a bunch of math. What's wrong with "Alien 3"? Is that not witty enough or something? Here's some advice- there's no point in being "witty" if nobody can figure out what the hell you're talking about. You can write that one down, idiots. Anyway, it's basically the same as Part 1, except this time it all happens on some prison planet where everyone is super religious. It's sort of like one of those "Devil in the convent" movies, except replace Satan with the Alien and the nuns with a bunch of bald guys. That's not a very good trade-off since it effectively puts the kibosh on any lesbian scenes, but this still has an Alien bursting out of a dog, a guy falling into a giant fan, a bunch of people getting burned alive, and naturally the Alien ripping the absolute motherfucking piss out of everybody. What the hell else do you want from an Alien movie?
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