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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2005)
A hot brunette and her three friends (including the most annoying blonde ever, and that's saying a lot) get kidnapped by Gwar, and when the brunette wakes up she's in like this military hospital run by one of the dykiest-looking broads I've ever seen. And what the fuck is up with this dame's ears? I read once that your ears never stop growing- if that's true then she must be like three hundred years old. If she wanted, she could probably use them to fly around at night and swoop down on unsuspecting victims. Christ. Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah; everything else pretty much happens in the hospital, but that's okay because there's blood and guts spewing everywhere, people get attacked by killer tapeworms, a guy manually masturbates an alien, there's a cool twist at the end, and we see plenty of tits. This movie rocks.
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