Video Picks for Perverts
|
THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
|
(1998)
So these astronauts find this space fungus that makes people horny. The fungus escapes on Earth and keeps turning into different cute chicks and showing off its tits and fucking everybody. I don't see the goddamned problem, but the Government gets all up-in-arms and shit and sends these two X-files agents after it. They chase it through the desert for a while and finally catch it and find out that it isn't hurting anybody and it's not a big deal at all, just like I fucking said. There were plenty of naked girls, and for once all of them looked pretty good, but I think this would have been a cooler movie if more people were getting killed or something. I mean, here's a movie about a horny space fungus nailing everything it sees and it ended all nice like Cocoon and shit. Space funguses should at least make you blow up or something if you fuck them. Also, why didn't the FBI chick get naked and fuck anybody? I was waiting for that the whole movie and it never happened. This is one of those times where an idea is a good one, but the movie doesn't turn out so hot. Like Caddyshack II.
|
| All original material on this site Copyright 1995-2010 Inept Concepts/Mr. Satanism. All rights reserved. Other materials posted for archival or referential purposes are copyrighted by their respective owners; their use here does not constitute a challenge of said copyright. By moving your lips while you read this, you waived me of all legal responsibilities into perpetuity. Please do not copy original text or images, in whole or in part, without written permission. My lawyer thinks like Darrow and dresses like McBeal, so she will win. Now buy some merchandise, you little bitch. | |
YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
