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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1996)
This starts out with a dorky dude and this hot, hot chick watching on a monitor as aliens start to invade. First the aliens just steal a cow like all the other aliens who come to Earth always do, but then they get motivated and kidnap this cute half-naked chick (it's a total tease, though because we don't get to see her tits) and start blowing shit up. They end up invading the whole Earth, so the dorky dude cuts out to find help and the hot chick goes to rescue her cat (she actually manages to save the cat, but we never see her again after that- would it have been too much trouble to give her a sex scene or one where she has to change her clothes or skinny-dip or something?). Meanwhile, these two cops are transporting some criminals when they hook up with an old guy who studies UFOs and the two cute chicks he always travels with (smart dude). Suddenly a UFO buzzes their police truck and runs it off the road and they get stuck in a ditch. All the people go to a cave, but that's where the aliens are hanging out and they have to fight them. Everybody dies but one dude and the two chicks, who escape to fight more aliens with a rocket-launcher. In the end it says "Coming Soon: Alien Species 2: The Invasion." Didn't the invasion already happen? And I hate it when movies threaten me like that.
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