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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2005)
Some guy blows up all these Mexicans, and fifty years later when this family stops in the village where it happened they get offed by Mexican zombies. Another fifty years goes by and this guy and his girlfriend drive into town. They get in an accident with a funeral procession or something, knock this naked chick out of her coffin, and fuck up their car. When it turns out the chick in the coffin was alive in addition to being naked they call the sheriff, but he acts all shady so you know bad shit is gonna go down. And naturally their car needs to get fixed so they end up stuck there. I don't know about you, but after all the movies I've seen if my car ever breaks down in a weird-ass little town and anything out of the ordinary happens - even something small like somebody there has a cat that knows how to flush the toilet - I'm fucking walking home. I don't give a shit if it's a hundred miles back. They're not getting their hands on Mr. Satanism. Anyway, the guy & girl call their friends to come get them, and after they show up the beaner zombies rise again and a bunch of people get wasted. This flick was pretty gory and we see a few pairs of tits, so overall it was a pretty good, even though just once I'd like to see a zombie movie where there isn't a part where everybody barricades themselves inside a building. You can run away from zombies too, you know.
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