Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1994)
Brenda Walsh's mom walks into a hotel room and BAM! It fucking explodes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's brilliant. It's even more brilliant that they manage to have an open casket funeral; for real, did they just glue all the pieces back together or something? Anyway, four years go by and suddenly Brenda sees her mom's ghost while she's on her lunch break (Brenda's on lunch I mean, not the ghost), and props to this flick because the ghost is creepy as fuck. Brenda goes to her boyfriend for help (he's Mikhail Gorbachev's shrink!), but when he doesn't believe her she hooks up with this cop who must really want a piece because he breaks every law in the book trying to solve the mystery for her. There's a hunchback, grave robbing, a hanging, a priest who says a suicide is "at peace now" (actually, Padre, according to your religion she's in Hell now), a possessed ceiling fan, Brenda buried alive with a corpse, a friendly ghost, evil cross-dressing twins, and of course Brenda's awesome fucking legs. What a great movie.
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