Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1994)
This is supposed to be the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Christmas special, but if you're one of the fucking retards who actually liked that show don't get too excited and piss yourself or anything because the Power Rangers are only in it for like the last two seconds, and even then only about half of them show up. Instead, it's all about their annoying sidekick. I think he's supposed to be a robot, but he just looks like some jackass in a grocery store Halloween costume with an old air filter stuck on his head. He talks like a queer, too; why do so many TV shows and movies have robots that are programmed to be like these homosexual stereotypes? Think about it: there's this one, C-3PO, Twiki*... what the fuck's up with that? Anyway, the robot is lonely because the Power Rangers can't be there for Christmas because the company that makes Power Rangers videos didn't feel like paying them for this one, so he kidnaps a bunch of little kids to hang out with him. Then they sing Christmas songs for fifteen minutes. That's the whole show. Am I wrong to expect a Power Rangers special to at least have a bunch of fighting in it? I'll bet tons of kids ended up crying when their parents stuffed their stocking with this piece of fucking shit. Hell, I would've been happy if we just got to see the Pink Ranger in a sexy little Santa outfit, but they don't even give us that. Kiss my ass, Alpha's Magical Christmas. * Twiki even had a "life partner" that looked like a cross between a frying pan and a Lite Brite who he wore around his neck. Remember that? And they used to fight like an old married couple and shit? That's seriously fucked up.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
