Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1997)
An idiot kid lets this complete dork and two hot bitches move into his place while his parents are out of town, and it turns out they're vampires. That sounds like it could be the start of a pretty good movie, but instead of the two vampire chicks stripping down and fucking guys - with occasional breaks to make out with each other - all they ever show is the kid whining and this annoying, scuzzy old guy making dinner. He's supposed to be the vampire's cook, but vampires drink blood so they don't need a cook. Seriously, you never see a vampire on the Food Channel, do you? Or wearing one of those bibs so he doesn't get lobster all over himself, right? Or going through the drive-thru at Steak & Shake? Duh. I can't believe a movie with two slutty vampire chicks in it had more cooking then an entire season of Rachael Ray, but no tits at all. (Actually, I sorta feel the same way about her show- let's see 'em already, Rachael.) In one part the vampire chicks even have a cat fight and they don't bother to show it! There's no other explanation- this movie was made by fags. Finally towards the end Bruce Wayne shows up to kick some ass, but he's only in the movie for like 10 minutes so unless you like watching a really dirty old guy cook, there's no reason to waste your time with this fucking piece of shit.
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