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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2004)
This company wants some flower that will help people live forever or some such shit, so they send all these people into the jungle to get it. They make sure they send one of every type of person they'll need: a doctor, a tough guy who can handle his business, a hot chick, a black guy who's scared of everything, a token cunt, plus a few extra people to get eaten by alligators or whatever. They also take a monkey because having a monkey in your movie or TV show always makes it better*. The trip goes okay at first, but then they accidentally go over a waterfall and the boat gets wrecked, and it gets even worse when this giant snake eats one of them. After another giant snake shows up and explodes their rescue boat the guide dude remembers that, oh yeah, it's snake mating season so there's probably like a million giant killer snakes around. (That seems like something you might want to at least mark down on the calendar or something. Nice job, shitwick.) Of course the snakes end up eating a bunch of them, but since giant snakes pretty much just swallow people whole it's all pretty weak. Plus the two most annoying people live, which really pissed me off. * Remember how much better the episodes of Friends with the monkey were? Especially the last one, where he finally gets back together with Jennifer Aniston.
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