Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1973)
This chick is checking out a painting at her fiancé's pad when suddenly a bloody hand bursts out of it! Holy shit! Fuck this place- I'd be on the next train back to pisstown. She doesn't seem to think too much of it though, so pretty soon they're married and she's all moved in. Bad idea- the very first night she gets attacked by a ghost! Her husband won't tell her what's going down, but I'll give this bitch props- instead of just laying around screaming (like you would think considering the name of this flick), she actually decides to be proactive and do some investigating, and when that doesn't turn up anything she at least makes some headway by falling back on the old chick standby of crying until somebody gives her what she wants. Finally it all comes out- back in the day her grandfather-in-law used to party like it was 1799, and their house was always full of "the scum of the earth":
The scum of the earth One day, gramps and the scum* decided to visit the local woodcutter, cut off his hand, and rape his wife, so now the woodcutter's son and his ghost are both out to settle the score. By the time the main chick learns the whole story she's pregnant though, and she's pretty sure the ghost knocked her up so she tries to give herself an abortion with a huge Rambo knife! She ends up having the baby anyway, and when it turns out it really is the ghost's her husband flips out, goes after the woodcutter's son with both barrels blazing, then pulls the woodcutter's skeleton out of its tomb and stands there in the rain swinging it around and smashing it to pieces like a lunatic. That's good fucking shit. This movie rocks. * Awesome band name alert
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