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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2001)
How come almost every time somebody in a movie has a party it's ten times lamer than a party you could organize yourself in the time it took to watch the movie in the first place? In this flick they fucking play charades in one part! Who actually does that? Finally about halfway through everybody gets stoned and some of the girls take their clothes off, and best of all one of them is that chick "Mel" from Frasier. In case you don't remember, Mel is the broad Niles married one time and then dumped two seconds later so he could go out with his brother's fat, limey cleaning lady. I watched that whole season of Frasier hoping Mel would eventually flip out, stab Niles & the cleaning lady in the face, and then climb out of the television set and just fuck the hell out of me. I did a lot of drugs back when that show was on. Mel's so skinny you could duct tape her arms to her side, cover her with K-Y, and use her to fuck another chick, but fortunately that's something I look for in a woman so having her run around in nothing but her panties for half the flick was a pretty good move since nothing else in this boring piece of crap is worth seeing. If she would've done that in Frasier, and maybe gotten busy with that stupid little dog that always danced around and shit, that dumb show might still be on the air.
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