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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1977)
This dick businessman comes to a hotel because he wants to buy it. He's fucking hilarious too; in one part he goes up to this lifeguard who's putting sunscreen on his girlfriend and tells him he needs something whenever the lifeguard's through "basting the turkey". When the lifeguard asks what he wants he goes "Two baloney sandwiches on rye! Whaddya think, dammit?" I guess this hotel is so low-rent that the lifeguards have to double as waiters. Anyway, things go bad for everybody at the place when these poisonous ants show up and start attacking people. At first they only get idiots- like these two guys who decide to stand around in a hole while a bulldozer dumps dirt on them, or this retard kid who considers "dumpster diving" to be a sweet vacation activity. But when this one construction guy figures it out and nobody will believe him he decides to rile up the ants just to prove he's right and they invade the whole hotel. Then the prick actually has the nerve to say "We've gotta contain these ants!" What a complete fucking asshole. The authorities show up and proceed with like the worst rescue of all time: they use a fire truck ladder to save one chick from a hotel window, but then they lift her as high as they can for no reason whatsoever while she's hanging off the thing screaming; they land a helicopter that blows killer ants all over a bunch of rubberneckers; and they set a huge fire around the entire hotel which is supposed to keep the ants in, even though I'm pretty sure ants can dig under shit. In the end the people still trapped inside have to sit totally still so the ants will crawl over them without biting. So the "exciting climax" of this movie is basically three people sitting there doing nothing for like five minutes. How fucking weak is that? At least one of them freaks out and tries to jump from like the 4th floor window into the swimming pool, which was pretty funny when he missed. The cover of this tape is a total rip too, because it implies that we will see tits, but we don't. This movie sucks.
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