Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2006)
This was supposed to be a TV series, but they decided not to make any more episodes when they realized it was about Aquaman. It starts when this dumb broad manages to fly her plane right into the only thing within a thousand miles, a giant waterspout (she's not exactly Amelia Earhart... then again, I guess she is). That's pretty much the end of her, but the little kid she has with her survives which is too bad because he grows up to be Aquaman. Ten years later Aquaman is like this "lovable rebel" who's into animal rights and pulls all these crazy stunts and shit. Obviously he's completely fucking irritating and I hated him. One day when he's out using his amazing superpower (swimming) he saves another chick who crashes her jet into the ocean (seriously, they either need to keep these idiot broads away from airplanes, or find a guy who can write something besides plane crashes). More crazy shit starts happening to Aquaman after that: he meets some cat who disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle like 60 years ago, this smokin' hot piece of ass* hits on him then turns into a monster and tries to fuck his world up, and finally he hooks up with this black dude who's totally plugged in and explains to him how he's a man from Atlantis and shit. In the end there's a big fight (well a fight, anyway) between Aquaman and the hot chick and, if you ask me, the wrong person wins. You suck enough already, Aquafag, don't compound it or whatever by offing hot pussy too. * Showing this honey in a bikini was about the only thing this retarded show did right. Nice fucking rack.
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