Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1981)
This movie starts out with these barbarian dudes who decide to have a treaty. They go on and on about it for like half the movie- it's like watching that boring channel where they make laws and shit except everyone's dressed up like they're at a Renaissance festival. Finally they get it all ironed out and start getting loaded, but then these cool-ass snake men come along and kill the king and his son gets blamed for it. The son heads for the hills with his mentor or teacher or gay lover or whoever this other fucking guy was supposed to be, but that guy croaks so the son ends up teaming up with this shady dude and this super-hot witch so they can go on a quest to find some other clown. The snake dudes come after them and later they have to fight a wizard and some zombies, but I guess they have a lot of hit points or whatever because they kick all their asses. It wasn't a totally shitty movie or anything, but pretty much the best thing about it was that sexy witch.
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