Armageddon Documentary

Fuck yeah! Actually this tape is about the end of the world, which is no laughing matter. Until about ten seconds in, when they get to the psychics. My favorite is Nostradamus, the historical cat who could supposedly see the future but actually had the balls to say that when he wrote it down he "deliberately obscured his meaning". How convenient. (Then again, he did predict the rise of "Hister", whoever the hell that was.) What's really funny is how all these jokers have like a fairly high success rate when they're predicting stuff up to the point when this tape was made, but pretty much a zero percent success rate when they're predicting stuff that's supposed to happen after that. Unless Northern Europe and Japan really were destroyed in 1998 and I just missed it or something.

They also trot out the ghost of Jesus' mom (who apparently likes to fly around tiny, pissant villages and terrorize small children), survivalists, Christians, and the Swiss, who have a whole underground city to hide in that they probably built with all that Jewish gold they wouldn't give back. The funniest though was the "pyramidologist"; these clowns believe that pyramids can do pretty much anything, including sharpen knives and tell the future. They're basically functional retards.

Stupid ducks...

All these folks are cracked in different, entertaining ways, but the one thing they agree on is that the end is gonna happen soon, so I hope you're ready. Any hot chicks who survive, look me up. If it's the end of the world, I want me a harem.

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