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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2005)
This dude wants to make a K-Mart version of Jurassic Park, but it all goes south when these retard college students come along and turn off all the security crap and his saber-toothed tigers escape. Okay, at this point all the people who made this movie needed were a big saber-toothed tiger puppet, a bunch of fake blood, and some chicks who were willing to take off their shirts and they'd have a good movie, but I guess being on like the verge of success or whatever snapped their minds, because they decided to have them be handicapped, bulimic saber-tooths. I swear to fucking God I'm not kidding. One saber-tooth can't use its back legs so it has to crawl after people to kill them. (They should have had the scientists make one of those carts for it like people do for two-legged dogs and shit- that would have been hilarious.) The only good things in this movie are a chick getting her own guts eaten while she watches, and this hottie goth chick with a big nose who actually doesn't get eaten. But if she's interested I'll gladly volunteer for the job.
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