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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1970)
This starts with a bunch of guys who look like they should be (illegally) mowing my lawn listening to hippie music and watching a chick do drugs, strip, and piss in a pot. Next this super cute schoolgirl smokes up with a bunch of actual hippies while they act all crazy for no particular reason. One guy takes her panties off with his teeth, everybody takes turns fingering her, and then Moses shows up and fucks her to death with a stick. It never changes with you goddamn hippies does it? Everything always has to be some sort of psychedelic freakout- you can't even go outside to get the mail without smoking a pound of hash and turning on a bunch of swirling lights while some idiot rides in on a giant turtle playing the theremin or something. Jackasses. Worst of all, during all this crazy shit we never even see the schoolgirl naked! We do see a couple of fat chicks naked though, but this one guy must not like fat chicks because he kicks both of them in the ass, plus their skinny friend for good measure. I guess that's what you get when you run with the herd. A bunch more random shit happens (mostly people doing drugs or complaining that they don't want to be fucking, but continuing to fuck anyway) until finally the moron from This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse shows up and peddles some of his dime store idiocy and this worthless movie finally ends. Now, I can think of lots of good reasons to make a completely retarded, pointless movie that doesn't make any sense, but almost all of them involve hot, naked chicks, and even though this movie has hot chicks, and naked chicks, it doesn't have any chicks that are both at the same time. I don't know what the fuck was up with the guy who made this, but if he did it for any other reason besides trying to get into the pants of the schoolgirl from the beginning he truly is a complete fucking moron. I'm guessing he promised every broad who ever let him feel her up while he jerked off and cried that he would put them in a movie someday, and when he finally had to deliver throwing this piece of crap together was his solution. What a shithead.
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