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The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer

(1947)

The main guy in this movie is a huge player who's always in the middle of it- in the beginning, for example, he's getting busted because these chicks started a brawl over him at some bar called the "Vampire Club" (I guess it's a goth place).  Later he gets nailed for having this underage hottie in his apartment, so as his punishment the court says he has to date her!  Ha!  That's absurd.  It might make sense if she was one of those little My Super Sweet 16 cunts, but this girl seems pretty normal.  If it was me, I'd just go ahead and stick it in her hot little ass, then claim like entrapment or something.  He ends up falling in love with her sister though, so then it turns into this love triangle between him, the underage chick, the underage chick's ex-boyfriend, the sister, and the sister's boyfriend, which technically makes in a love pentagon.  Actually, I might've even forgotten some people so let's just say it's a love heptagon.  Anyway, in the end they all get in a huge argument and amazingly enough almost everybody except the main guy and the older sister (who hook up) gets screwed over.  One cat even gets arrested, and he didn't even do anything!  It's actually a pretty funny movie, but it would've been a lot better if they made it twenty years later because then they could've shown the underage chick's tits.


 

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