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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1981)
For like the third or fourth time, a couple of astronauts come cruising along, crash, and get trapped on the fucking planet of the apes. I'm not exactly sure where all these astronauts are coming from, but you'd think wherever the fuck it is someone back there would start looking into that. Anyway, these two kind of reminded me of Coy & Vance (and if you know who they are, you probably know Boss Hogg's brother's name too, which proves you watched too much TV as a kid and explains why you never get laid*), and they run around for a while getting chased by the apes until one of them gets trapped in an old subway tunnel or something with an ape and they have to learn a valuable lesson about working together (even though we all know they'll forget and be fighting again by the time the next movie comes out). This actually wasn't too bad, but like most the planet of the ape movies it sure could've used some tits. Then again, there's a good chance they'd be ape tits so never mind. * It's "Abraham Lincoln Hogg". And fuck you.
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