Baron Blood

Back in the olden days there was this evil baron who used to torture and kill everybody, so his great-to-the-whatever-power grandson decides to bring him back to life with like an incantation. You know, just for fun. He figures it ain't no big thing, since he has another incantation that's supposed to kill the baron again if he turns out to be a complete douche or something ("If we don't dig him, we'll ditch him!" he tells this hot chick who tags along). They end up losing the second spell though because the wind blows it into the fireplace (somebody should've set their keys or a pair of sunglasses on it), and the baron splits before they can send him back. The first thing he does after he returns from the dead is go to the doctor's, which sort of makes sense when you think about it- I'm surprised we don't see that in zombie movies more often. Of course next he goes on a killing spree, but it's not very bloody, plus there's a torture chamber that hardly gets used at all and the main chick, who is truly smokin', never takes her clothes off. The whole movie is what they call "a complete waste of potential"; you know, like when a hot chick who's still a virgin gets killed in a car wreck or something.

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