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Barracuda
(The Lucifer Project)

(1977)

These two divers are swimming around and, in case you can't figure it out from the name of this movie, they get their faces eaten off by killer barracudas. Next these hippies turn up to take water samples because they think the "Jack Chemical Company" (what kind of lame-ass name is that?) is polluting and shit. This dude who runs the company (I guess he's "Jack") gets pissed off, and when he finds out the hippies are from the college he goes; "Somebody shoulda set fire to that place years ago!" He has the leader of the hippies arrested, but the sheriff is actually pretty cool so they team up against the chemical company. After they do some investigating and stuff, it turns out the barracudas are attacking because they have low blood sugar (duh) and it's all because of a conspiracy. Then the guys in charge of the conspiracy show up and start capping everybody and the movie sort of forgets about the barracuda, so I guess they're still out there. The people who made this were probably hoping the horror would continue someday in Barracuda Part 2, but that never happened.


 

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