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The Beast Must Die

(1974)

This brother invites all these clowns to his mansion because he knows one of them's a werewolf and he wants to cap the fucker. The whole movie is like a mystery and you're supposed to guess who the werewolf is. When we finally see it, it just looks like a dog they spray-painted black, but it does kill the brother's security guy, wreck all his surveillance equipment, rip his pilot's throat out, and trick him into shooting and blowing up his own helicopter, so it's not doing too bad. At the end they have this "Werewolf Break" where the movie stops and you're supposed to guess who the werewolf is (that sounds stupid, but I liked it because I couldn't find the remote and I really had to piss). There's no tits, but at least there's some blood and they show a dude with his eye ripped out, so I guess it was okay.

I figured it out, by the way, 'cause I fuckin' rock.


 

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