Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2002)
Could World War Part 2 submarine movies be any more annoying? It's always the same old shit: there's the part where they have to be all quiet so some boat or whatever doesn't hear them, there's the part where they hit something and everyone's freaking out and yelling "What did we hit?", there's the part where somebody drops all these bombs to try to blow the submarine up, and of course there's the part where the submarine gets a hole in it and water sprays all over everybody. Plus that "ping…ping…ping" shit is just fucking irritating. This movie at least does one thing different by having the submarine be haunted, and that's a pretty cool idea because where do you hide from a ghost in a submarine? Too bad it's one of those movies where they never tell you if there's really a ghost or not and it's like up to the viewer to decide. You know what? I think it's up for you to decide and then let us know, not the other way around, you lazy moviemaking fucks. Obviously we never see the ghost actually kill anybody, and even though they find a way to get a chick into the movie (girls aren't usually allowed aboard submarines) they don't show her naked. So if you want to see a ghost movie with no ghosts and a chick who might as well not have any tits since we never get to see them and of course water spraying all over everybody while something goes "ping…ping…ping" then this is the movie for you. If you're smart though, you'll find a submarine movie that at least has a giant octopus or something in it.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
