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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1978)
This goofball bumming around the Bermuda Triangle falls in love with a chick he meets on the beach, but then it turns out she's a ghost. The chick is the Greatest American Hero's girlfriend though, and that bitch is fucking fine, so it doesn't matter if she's a ghost, a mermaid, a werewolf, or your goddamned first cousin: you tap that pussy and worry about dealing with the fallout later. Meanwhile, the goofball's buddy is trying to catch this sea monster that turns out to be a giant turtle. I'm not sure if this started out as a giant turtle movie that they thought needed a little more romance, or a romance movie that they decided needed a giant turtle, but either way it's like you're right in the middle of Ghost and suddenly Gamera shows up. That sounds ridiculous, but frankly something like that could only improve a crappy movie like Ghost so it's pretty entertaining. Plus it's one of the only movies I've ever seen that would make a girl cry, but also has little toy boats and helicopters exploding. It's like the perfect date movie: on the one hand your girlfriend will like the sappy parts, and on the other hand you'll like the part where this cat gets dragged to his death in the briny deep by a gigantic monster. Everybody wins.
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