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The Best Years of Our Lives

(1946)

You'll spend the best years of your life watching this fucking movie, because it's three hours long. It's about these three military guys who come back from World War Part 2: one's a boozehound, one's married to this bitchy chick, and one has claws because the Nazi Jap bastards burned his hands off or something. There are a couple good parts, like when a chick decides she likes the guy with the bitchy wife and says "I'm going to break that marriage up!", or where this one cat gets punched out and falls through a glass display case, but mostly it's fucking boring. Who gives a shit what these guys do after they get home from blowing up Nazis? If one of them had a 'Nam flashback and flipped out and started killing people that would be one thing (the guy with the claws seemed like he was teetering a little close to the edge for a while), but all they do is roll around and go to work and have a beer once in a while. That's not any different than my life, except of course the going to work part. Who wants to watch a movie like that? In the end the guy with the claw hands gets married, the guy with the cooze wife gets a divorce, and the other guy gets drunk, so everybody lives happily every after, except of course anybody who watches this because they could've watched two movies where stuff actually happens in the time it took to watch this one. Fucking weak.

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