Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2001)
Remember when it was all trendy and shit to send people anthrax in the mail? Ha ha! Good times. Anyway, if the folks at your work were all worried about it and wouldn't open the mail, the Post Office would send you this tape (through the mail- duh) about what to do if you found some white powder in a package and weren't expecting a shipment of blow. The hilarious thing about it is that they try to make it all sci-fi and shit; I mean look at this, there's like giant bacterias floating around and everything:
And listen to this freaky music that plays through the whole damn video. What the fuck? For real, all they needed was some guy sitting at a desk telling us not to touch the anthrax, but instead they got Hollywood fever or something and tried to turn it into an episode of The Burning Zone (that show rocked, by the way). I know if I was tripping or something while I watched this and saw all those bacterias and heard that creepy-ass music I'd probably be afraid to open the mail for like a week. Way to overachieve, U.S. Post Office. Maybe if you tried this hard to deliver my crap on time you wouldn't be going out of business.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
