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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1991)
Remember the episode of The Cosby Show where Theo went to see the voodoo doctor? That one didn't turn out the way I hoped it would at all. Well, the honky in this flick is interested in the voodoo too, but he gets more than he bargained for when some zombies pop out of the ground and start icing everybody. First they rip this hottie's eye out, then they do the exact same thing to an ugly broad, and finally they like lay siege to this big mansion everyone else is holed up in. It all ends with one guy running around blowing the zombies up with Molotov cocktails while the main chick's possessed brother chases her fat ass all over the house with an axe. There's not much gore, no tits to speak of, and there's a bunch of other fake, unbelievable shit, like some "wild" birds that are chained to the tree so they don't fly away, a spider on a string, and a chick who only owns two pairs of shoes. This would've made for a relatively kick-ass episode of Cosby (especially if Rudy got eaten), but as far as zombie movies go it's pretty weak.
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