Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1975)
This starts with a badger or something sniffing around in the road for a while, then a car comes along and blasts it. That's a pretty good way to start a movie, and it's a good thing this has a cool beginning because the rest of it is fucking annoying and doesn't make any sense at all. Basically, it's just this cute chick running around and getting grief from everybody: these military guys shoot at her; two people lock her in a room with this irritating old hag who messes with her head and then laughs at her; a bunch of naked little kids who are running all over the place through the whole movie beat her up; even a unicorn turns up and gives her shit. The only thing that kept me watching was the fact that she kept getting more and more disheveled or whatever and I was hoping that she'd eventually lose her shirt and we'd get a look at her perky little tits. Well, we finally do (and they're nice), but then she lets the ol' lady suck on 'em which was really fucking disturbing. Thanks for screwing up the only good part of the movie, dickbrains. I'm guessing this is one of those times where someone had like this fucked-up dream and they were so self-important and shit that when they woke up they decided they should make a movie out of it- like anyone else would give a damn about their moron hang-ups and the fact that they like looking at little kids naked and watching old ladies suck on hot chicks' tits*. Screw this movie. * You would think the pedophilia and the gerontophilia would cancel each other out, but I guess not.
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